I never learned much from my parents, and I certainly never learned anything in school. How fortunate I am then to have finally started learning some stuff in my old age. And how fortunate I am to have had some great teachers come into my life. Of course there's Frits the Dog, but overshadowing even him are those 3 brilliant souls, my grandchildren.
You've heard me talk about Colby and Kylie for years, but a little less than 16 months ago they were joined by their miracle cousin. He has gracefully taken over part of my training in an attempt to cover those things the other two may have missed. Colby for sure would admit that he was only partially successful in has attempts to turn me into a logical human being :)
Here's the little man himself expressing his love for me.
And so without further ado, here's the top ten things I learned from Izaiah.
10) All adults are idiots!
9) If I can see it, I own it.
8) There's something special about Roo, even if I can't quite put my finger on it.
7) If you're sad, cry.
6) Old or young, if you shit in your pants, don't dare feel bad about it.
5) If it smells good, taste it. If it smells bad, you probably shit your pants!
4) There's no place better than the 'outside'.
3) If someone is willing to wash you all over, accept and enjoy.
2) The circle of life is a good thing, no doubts, no hesitation.
...and the absolute number one thing I learned from my precious Izaiah...
1) It's okay to let your dick hang out once in a while.
"Grandfathers are just antique little boys."---Anon
Love
Peter
This one is right up there beside the Fritz post...another one of your bests. It probably made me laugh harder than I should have 🙃
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it Lish. Btw. It's Izaiah with a Z, but Frits with an S.
ReplyDeleteLove you.
Shit eh? Lol. I'm just gonna start using Z's in the place of S's from now on 😂 This is getting way too confusing. Hehe.
ReplyDeleteI hope I spelt it right in Izaiah's baby book! 😮
Also, I just read both of your top ten lists to Jon. He laughed. Xoxo