"The Top ten Things I Learned From Frits"

That was my dads name of course, and while I learned a ton of things from him, in this case I'm talking about another Frits.  Frits the Dog that is.  Frits is Adrian's dog, and while he lives over there, I see him pretty well every day.   He's become a force in my life.  I tried to add a picture here, but our prehistoric internet won't allow me.  I'll  try to include one soon.

Anyway, he's taught me a lot in the 3 months since we met, and here are the top ten items.

10)  If you're horny, hump something....anything!
9)    If it smells good, taste it.
8)    If it smells bad, taste it.
7)    No matter what it tastes like, eat what's in front of you, and don't complain.
6)    When your loved ones come home, be all over them with hugs and kisses
5)    Its okay to let your dick hang out once in a while.
4)    There's no such thing as bad weather.
3)    A romp in the creek is better than a bath any day.
2)    When your tired, sleep....anywhere.

And the number one thing I learned from Frits the Dog....

1)    If you can lick your own balls, do it often, and do it with meaning!!!

Q.  Whats the difference between locking your wife in the trunk for a week, and locking your dog in the trunk for a week?

A.  When you let the dog out, he's happy to see you  :)

Love
Peter